$1 bills = in snack machines
$2 bills = in frames
$5 bills = in coffee shop cash registers
$10 bills = in pants pockets in your closet, waiting to be found next time you put them on
$20 bills = actually in wallets, it's what the ATM gives out
$50 bills = in the wallets of grandfathers
$100 bills = in banks
pennies = in your car's change drawer
nickels = in your car seat cushions
dimes = further down in your car seat cushions
quarters = gumball machines
half dollars = coin collections
dollar coin = NJ Transit ticket machines
I swear, every time I find a bill in pair of pants, it's a 10!
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